[On occasion some of the spam we get is too good not to share. So this column is where we do just that.]
We get a fair amount of spam in our comments. Most of it is banal, trying to sell SEO services with awkward, Google-translated text. But we get occasional gems. Here are the 10 best so far, presented in no particular order and without further comment. For many (see the “dingo skin” entries) your guess is as good as any as to what they are translating and why. Read them out loud as poetry, it makes the whole thing even better.
Enjoy! (Heads up, the last one is PG-13.)
Summer 2011 Spam Slam
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