Quick item here. Lauren Conrad is a reality star or something. She’s (ghost-)written two novels, both about being a reality star (the second, pictured, comes out Tuesday).

So Lauren Conrad talked to Entertainment Weekly about books (I’m surprised that sentence didn’t cause a black hole). Good news: the discussion is as vapid and pointless—and as absurdly funny—as you might expect.

My favorite part is when she calls The Great Gatsby “a fun story.”

No, wait, it’s when she says she likes Chelsea Handler’s books because “it was like she was telling the story herself.”

Wait, my real favorite is when she says the fictional character she identifies with most is Jane from her own books, “because she is me.” Whaaaa?

[EW piece here. Gawker mocks it quite well here.]